I pumped out this tripe today. Anyone want to take the title character for a spin?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I haven't read anything so disgustingly funny since the magna carta.

"I thought you tasted familiar."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I don't remember anything in the Magna Carta about giving anyone blow-jobs, but that was brilliant.

Oh yes, I also "borrowed" your "eyes"-style sig. Hope that's OK.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Funny shit, Spank.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ha ha ha ha ha ha