wow, it looks like i just made 300 comics!

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i'd like to thank the academy, and all the little people. thank you. also, i'd like to thank Sting, Santa Claus, and the lady who played Elaine on Seinfeld. also, the Weather Girls for making the best one-hit wonder ever. and i'd like to thank MST3K for always being something fun to do when i have a runny nose. and i would also to thank Carl Douglas for making the second best one-hit wonder of all time (kung-fu fighting). also, those friendly, awesome regs who actually give a rat's ass about my comics and read them and support me, they all fit in there somewhere too. but we'll cover that at a later date. well that's all. *takes his award and goes and sits in the audience next to tom hanks*

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It's grime time.

::applauds:: Very happy for you. ::sniffle:: He gave me my first rating!
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This should be on the Coincidence? thread. This was from 10/06/03, in the days where Hot Pants was the main man and Alex was not. I am not accusing him of anything, because I don't think he read my comics back then.

areallystupidguy's ACTUAL reception speech:

i'd like to thank the academy, and all the little people. thank you. also, i'd like to thank Sting, *drowned out by orchestra playing... orchestra gets louder... lights flicker... lights turn off completely... Catherine Zeta Jones "accidentally" pushes stupidguy off the stage... stupidguy cries, takes his award, and goes and sits in the audience next to tom hanks... tom hanks suddenly shouts "No, I will not make out with you!"*

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Adrian Brody runs up and kisses areallystupidguy.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

*areallystupidguy's nipple slips*

:O

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Dad was flammable

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hot damn.

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It's grime time.

Congrats arsg! The champagne is at my house! =D