Whence came Dollar and what did we do to them to deserve this?!

Why have I not heard of this abomination before now?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Two hands reach in from either side... pull their skulls away from each other... then send them crashing together.

Yes. That would help.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hear they're twice as good as 50 Cent.

Things to Think and Do... try and figure out which one looks more like the young David Bowie.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Is that Nick Cave on the right?

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I has a flavor!

No. He's HAD Nick in his cave, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hereby declare that an honorary haiku.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dollar are a bit of a joke in this country because David van Day (the one on the right) now works in a burger van. They attempted a comeback last year on a TV show where they took a busload of has-been pop stars on a bus around America.

Dollar is just an awful band name.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

[quote]I hear they're twice as good as 50 Cent.
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But they're only 20% as good as asiangirl1's act, which sucks.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I think they should have to give me a dollar for listening to them.

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Poop.

Actually, they just misspelled "dolor".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It was called "The Dollar Album" cuz that's what it went for in cut-out bins around the world.

Sucky sucky music... one dollah.

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I has a flavor!

That's what I was thinking too.

"The Dollar Album" will be debuting at "The Dollar Store".

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm looking for Norwegian Death metal. --- Everything's Dollar.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

KVK wrote:

What's a burger van and why have I not heard of this abomination before now?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

oh fun.

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You know you totally missed me!

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What's a burger van and why have I not heard of this abomination before now?[/quote]

Nobody who eats at one survives to tell about it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.