I hope this site lets this come through.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And that's just his in-between meal snack!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Though it's common to many men, few could believe the depth kaufman's midlife crisis reached.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

He was right; people were no longer disgusted with his big, hairy mole when he got a cat face tatooed on it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Purr-Purr's bodyguard kept the bad doggies away.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Kaufman always did like a lil' pussy.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"Eventually, I'll get my ear tapered enough to fit this..."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No caption, I am just laughing like fuck at this pic. There is actually a tenuous similarity between his spring pic in the user pic thread and the one posted here. I about shat.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.