First look here at the bottom of the page.

Then look here.

hmmm

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

What's even weirder is that Kaufman is bigger than the shirt.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ok, so I take an XL. It wouldn't have hurt to ask.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That is brilliant, spaceless Dan.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

What am I looking at in the second link?

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Dad was flammable

I don't know what I'm looking at in either link, considering how in the first link, the "bottom of the page" has possibly changed.

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Poop.

I am teh confuseded.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

wangs

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dongs

Oh! It all makes sense now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Please explain. Especially the part where I'm brilliant.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I think umfum was saying Inflatable_Man used that shirt thing in the first link to make his shirts, and subsequently not photoshopping. Dan, however, did the awesomest photoshop job ever, Dan is brilliant.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I *think* he was linking, first, Dan's "brilliant" tobor shirt-hat combo (which was at the bottom of the linked page at the time he first posted this thread), and, second, a place where you can have custom shirts made, in case we wanted to make the shirt-hat combo a reality.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ah, I got it. Comparing times, I realized that the post with dcom's nipple shirt and the phrase "YAY! I want one of those shirts!" was what was at the bottom of the page at the time.

"YAY! I want one of those shirts!" = here's a link where custom shirts can be made.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Perhaps he was linking a specific shirt in the second link? Every time you click it, it's a different shirt.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I certainly hope it wasn't the t-shirt that's in your awful awful sig pic.

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Dad was flammable

I think only umfum knows for sure.

I say we get him to clear it up by threatening to beat him about the head and shoulders with that fat kid's lunchbox.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.