The award text file has been updated.
Here are new awards:

The AUUHHH award Of cornyness

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The Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

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Cliche award

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Less is good! For funny short panels

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More is good! For funny long panels

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Bronze Award of Neatoness

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:D

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I don't like all the negative awards, but I do like the bronze, and the ones dealing with shortest/longest panel. (Which I assume means wordiness?)

I still don't see no goddamned cow on a scooter though, and for that, consider yourself beaten up.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

That should be the Copper-Zinc Alloy Award of Neatoness.

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Get it right!

Yay! The corny award will work for "Worst Pun."

I think a "Bas Dpelling" award will only encourage word abuse.

Otherwise, yay.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Bad spelling might be a lost cause for them because you don't have to use that award.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I'm not a big fan of the negative awards either, so give them out at your own descretion.

I like the fact that the negative awards are there. I like the fact that there is a choice whether or not to use them. I personally probably wouldn't use them other than the Worst Pun one or corny award, but that's cool that they're there.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think you should remove the worst spelling award completely. I could spell every word I say incorrectly.