"I do"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

That's why you lie to the cops when they ask if you have any drugs on you.

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Poop.

"Two for that new Vin Diesel movie, please"

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Dad was flammable

"What are you, some kind of tough guy?"

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What others say about boorite!

"Men in uniform aren't real men."

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"teeth"

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- 4 Reel

"I love anal beads."

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Poop.

"I like to kiss my own butt and my butt smells."

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

"mAAks my favorite stripper."

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

"Why yes mAAk, I would like a lap dance."

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Poop.

"Do I have any weapons in the car? Are you serious?"

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"Well, *I* like anal sex."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"DragonXero, how much do you like anal sex?"

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Poop.