[Click to view comic: 'Food courtship']
[Click to view comic: 'Food just doesn't get faster than this']
[Click to view comic: 'Not Kosher']
[Click to view comic: 'Keep the line moving']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Beef safety facts']

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What others say about boorite!

"shat upon from a dizzying height" = hahahaha

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hehe, funny stuff.

Coincidentally I also recently made a comic about fast food. Inspired by my annoyance of the popularity of the word "fresh" in marketing these days.

[Click to view comic: 'Subway, Eat Fresh!']

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Poop.

I wanna be boorite when I grow up.

I actually saw the clown recently (I mean Ronald, not boorite). I had some choice words. He had a body guard.
[Click to view comic: 'Ronald and I don't get along']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That describes half the menu at White Castle.

Ob-comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Magical Clown Pants']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'I'm SURE nobody's done THIS ONE before... heh heh']
Other possibilities...

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I has a flavor!

it's sausage because it's true

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

When Burger King's "You got it" campaign came out in the late 90s we spent most of our senior-year Physics class coming up with new products instead of working. Radioactive Discount Special bought back some memories.

"Want an entire sheep in a bap? You got it!"
"Want the polystyrene likeness of a trout, served in creosote? You got it!"
"Want to be thrown into a dark room and served piping hot consommé soup through a high pressure hose? You got it!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You want a cat wrapped in ductape plummeting down an air shaft? You got it!

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What others say about boorite!

Didn't SNL first rip BK's "Have it your way" campaign in the 70s? I distinctly remember someone (John Belushi?) making a "Blow your nose on the bun" request.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

How about a "Have Your Way With It" campaign?

I'd like a whopper junior and a quiet corner booth, please.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Have it my fucking way']

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What others say about boorite!

Icicle is my son (*sniff*... I'm so proud)

[Click to view comic: '2 for just $2.22']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

[quote]How about a "Have Your Way With It" campaign?

I'd like a whopper junior and a quiet corner booth, please.[/quote]

bahahaha!

[Click to view comic: '/forums/showthread.php?postnum=100713&forum=23']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'The menu is nailed to the wall, sir.']

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'I can't believe that my 100th comic is a Monty Python ripoff']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'Special Sauce optional']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Lovin' it, Love Canal style']

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What others say about boorite!