Hey Satan, it's God. I heard a report on The WDL Today that you're gonna release Cthulhu. Is this true?
Yep. He refused to rework his contract and we can't afford to keep him. Especially with all the up and coming young talent we've got. Are you planning on signing him?
Maybe. We are looking to make a splash in free agency this year. There's 1000's of stars waiting to be picked up.
While I've got you on the phone, wanna discuss a trade?
Dude, I told you. I'm not giving up John Wayne unless you offer up the entire Rat Pack.
