Good afternoon, God. Satan here. We're looking to improve our team, so I have a trade proposal that will help both of our clubs. Cthulhu and Dean Martin for your son and John Wayne.
John Wayne...Gacy? I thought he was down there with you.
No, no...I mean John Wayne. The Duke. So, whaddya think?
What do I think? I think that is the shittiest proposal you've ever thrown at me. Fuck you. *CLICK*
What an asshole. Like I'm ever going to trade away John Wayne.
