It kind of annoys me when Mike refers to Lisa as his 'wife'.
Yeah, sure they've been dating for years, but they've never actually had a ceremony.
Yeah, if you want to be married you have to go through the goony-ass ceremony and spend the ass load of money and stand in front of your loved ones like a dufus.
What I meant to say was"Stand in front of your loved ones and show your undying commitment to each other." I'm a dufus.
