Mine is Cartman saying "I'm not fat, I'm big boned" except I've gained some weight so now he looks like Shmoo.
Mine's Bart Simpson saying "Underachiever and proud of it!" It's as true today as it was 13 years ago!
A sphincter of assholes
The biased liberal media makes me sick. That's why I only listen to AM talk radio.
I didn't even vote for Bush, man! WE voted for Gore, so we've got a president we didn't elect...well, except for that last election. That one he got voted in.
A waste of CDs
Dude, you own a Hootie and the Blowfish CD...and here's a Green Day CD! And 3rd Eye Blind! Limp Bizquit! This is hilarious!
I can't sell them. No one will buy them from me. No one will take them from me. I can't throw them away. Look, I'll give you a buck if you take them with you.
