Farmer, farmer! Come quick! A spider has spun a web in the barn and it says "What a pig!"
Dadgum, this is gonna be jus' like Charlotte's Web!
I'm wanderin' around the barn but I don't see no spider webs or girly spiders or "Terrific Pig" or nunna that shit.
Hello, Farmer. So glad that we could have this little tete-a-tete. I wish to discuss with you the little matter of my testicles. Morphology? Longevity? Incept dates?
Heh-heh...I...I just, um, had 'em removed, puppy, I thought, uh, I thought it wuz for the best...
