Mr SuperIntendent, your sexual orientation withstanding, do you find Mr Ivey to be an attractive man?
I think Mr Ivey is repulsive enough to consider turning straight just so we wouldn't be in the same dating pool.
No interest what's so ever?
I can honestly say that I would rather have tobasco sauce poured into my pee hole than have a physical relationship with Mr Ivey.
Your honor, if I could objectify to this line of questioning for a moment. Gay dudes are always hitting on me at the store and stuff. Also, may I add, you have perky knockers.