Let's talk about the 80s, Mario. On camera you had everything going your way, left to right, but off-screen it was a different story. Let's talk about your drug problems, Mario.
Wella, the 80s werea a hard timea. It seema like everywhere Mario looka, there another gold coin, here another princess, there anothera 1up.
And what about the mushrooms, Super Mario?
Oh mana, musharooms seemed to be everywhere. I takea one and for awhilea, I feel like a biga man, then something hit me, and I feela small. It wasa viscious cycle
And the women, Mario?
There werea women everywhere, but ita always feel like,um, how you saya? My princessa always in anothera castle?
