I tell you, electronic chessboard from Radio Shack, you're the only one I can talk to. I've got a major problem. Pawn to Knight 3.
Bishop to Queen 6.
Pawn takes Knight. There's a girl named Ramona at my job and she's really coming on to me. She bends over in front of me and brushes me with her boobs. What do I do?
Bishop takes Queen while King is off in the Navy. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
You're not like the electronic chess games that I remember from before I was ship wrecked.
