ivytheplant
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I Already Have A Religion

by ivytheplant
10-09-04

Wal-Mart is a cult. I am thoroughly convinced of this.


	These are our Three Basic Beliefs. I want you to memorize and practice them every day.


	Is there any asperging involved?

No other store has a shrine in the breakroom to the founder. No one knows or cares who founded KMart, Target, or Venture.


	Always remember to practice servant leadership. It's what Mr. Sam wants of us.

The minute I hear someone talk about "Mr. Sam's" second coming, I'm going to call the FBI. Specifically the ones who did Waco.


	When Mr. Sam returns to this plane of existence, He will reward the faithful with even more low prices!