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| Good evening, this is SCN News. I'm Jake Jemima. Today, millions of people were lifted to the skies in what appeared to be the Rapture. Betty? | |
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| Unfortuntely our film crew disappeared along with the rest of the Elect, so instead here's a scene from the film "Gigli." | |
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| It's pronounced "Geelee." Rhymes with "Really." | |
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| I'm a lesbian but for some bizarre reason I still want to sleep with you, | |
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| Well, if that isn't enough to make you want to slit your wrists and come home to Jesus, I don't know what is. Betty? ... Betty? | |
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