What is it with all of your sexual advances towards me?
It's just hard to find someone as openly gay in the work place like you. Some guy told me a couple of days ago that you were riding cock in the office.
Oh I get it. Ha ha. It's REICHENBOCK dip shit! MY NAME IS REICHENBOCK! AND I'M NOT GAY YOU LITTLE FUCK! STOP BOTHERING ME!
Why'd you tell him that? You're gayer than a Broadway musical about an interior decorator at a glory hole.
I know. It was just easier to lie than tell him the sight of his shriveled balls turned me off.
