When I was in High School I got got for trying to burn down the school library. The stupid assistant principal was in a meeting and I had to miss an English class to waste my time waiting for him.
While I was waiting, another teacher at the school came into the administration area and starting complaining to me about me eating the tree outsite the assistant principal's office.
If you're missing an important class you might as well be eating something.
I know. And I was only burning a couple of books, I didn't want to hurt the library.
