Agh! my crazy ex-neighbor is still alive and just IM'd me! So much for that bet on her dying from holiday alcohol overdose.
Next time someone needs to put an elephant dose of cyanide in her everclear cause that's the only way it's gonna work.
Maybe she's a robot.
Robots don't bleed as much as she does, or smell as bad.
An alien, perhaps?
I'd rather think that extraterrestrials have a higher intelligence. They at least understand that one should launder underwear more often than once every three months.
