I'm so depressed that I think I'm going to end it all!
Well JUST FUCKING GREAT! I'm over here trying to not break down and cry cause my wife left me this morning and now I gotta deal with your shit, too??
Uhhhh.... I thought this was a hotline...
No you listen here, bitch! You're just adding to my shit day! So now I'm going to list every single sex position she used when she cheated on me!! Number 1: The Reverse Donkey Scrotum...
