My sheep won't stay in the barn, what should I do?
Fuck it.
NEXT!
Now that I'm dead, what should my wife do with my remains?
Fuck it.
NEXT!
My girlfriend is boring in bed. What should I do to bring the thrill back into our relationship?
First, softly kiss her delicate parts. Whisper sweet words of love in her ear. Then gently roll her over. When the time is right, "accidentally slip" and fuck it.