As your psychiatrist, I promise that your information will be kept in the strictest confidence. Unless you threaten to kill yourself, then I have to call the cops.
So... if I want to succeed at killing myself, I SHOULDN'T tell you?
Are you planning on killing yourself in the next five seconds?
No, but...
THANK YOU! Time's up. See you next week! Pay the lady at the window. NEXT!!!!!!
