After the tragedy in Japan, Melvin feverishly researched the best ways to survive a major earthquake...
...and the one piece of advice that kept showing up again and again in his studies is to stand under a doorway when the big on hits.
Not knowing when the big one will hit, Melvin stubbornly stayed in his doorway until he eventually lost his job, his family, and then, predictably, starved to death!
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