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| Hey babe! I'd give myself to you! | |
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| Sorry, i don't accept cheap nasty gifts. | |
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| Excuse me, but my girlfriend and my entire family just died and i feel an empty hole in my soul... baby | |
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| If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. | |
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| I kinda get the feeling my pickup lines aren't working the way they should. | |
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