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...And Paris Hilton Is Back
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Intoxicatious
6-08-07
I thought you said I'd be out of jail for good.
Do you seriously want me to review the handjob?
It's nice to see you again, Miss Hilton. I forgot to ask you earlier. Could I have an autograph for my son?
I can't. I burnt my hands.
Sounds like you had one HELL of a time while you were out.
Intoxicatious's Comics
12/05/09 - Intoxicatious On Youtube
08/08/09 - Esther Leong -in- Sour Milk
08/08/09 - Esther Leong -in- Job Loss
05/12/09 - GM vs Chapter 11
04/02/09 - Seth MacFarlane...Pedophile?
10/23/08 - Alberta Man Has Sex With 13-Year-Old Girl
10/23/08 - Conservative Government in Canada
10/23/08 - Megaman 9 Is Hard
08/11/08 - A Typical Day at EA
04/17/08 - No Justice
01/22/08 - Size Doesn't Matter
01/22/08 - Actors Are Dying Each Week
01/04/08 - Pneumonia Drug as Effective as Injection
01/03/08 - Man Hits a Child While Texting-and-Driving
01/03/08 - Hospitals Slow to Answer Heart Attacks
12/19/07 - Jamie Lynn is Preggers
12/19/07 - Man Charged in Lottery Fraud
11/26/07 - The Wii Takes GH3 Too Far
11/12/07 - Texan Garbage Man Crashes Truck
11/12/07 - Kanye West's Mom Dies
11/12/07 - New ADHD Study
11/10/07 - Chinese Aqua Dots Make Babies Sick
11/10/07 - MySpace Has Low Security
11/06/07 - WGA Pickets This Monday
11/03/07 - Bomb Dropper Inspires Remake of Classic
11/03/07 - Metallica vs Internet
11/03/07 - WGA vs Metallica
11/03/07 - Fantasy is for Faggots
11/02/07 - Frozen Pizza Has E. Coli
10/27/07 - Leopard vs Vista
10/27/07 - Wilson's Sentence Overturned
10/22/07 - California is Burning
10/21/07 - Portland Gives Middle-Schoolers Birth Control
10/21/07 - Dumbledore is Gay
10/11/07 - Airlines Try New Tech
10/11/07 - Topps Declares Bankruptcy
10/11/07 - Infants OD on Cough Syrup
10/11/07 - Too Washed Up to Care
10/11/07 - America Doesn't Like God
07/08/07 - Happy Birthday Tab
07/08/07 - CC 361: Clearance
07/06/07 - Intoxicatious Is Dying?
07/04/07 - The Final Harry Potter Book
07/04/07 - The Financial Post Prints Weird Stories
07/04/07 - Lavigne Accused of Stealing Kreviazuk's Song "Contagious"
07/04/07 - Canada Tries to Get People on the Do-Not-Call Registry.
07/04/07 - Mounties Spray Soccer Fans
07/04/07 - Winnipeg's Porno-in-a-Box
07/03/07 - American Soldier Shoots Canadian Soldier
07/03/07 - Scientists Discover Drug Free Fertility Technique
07/03/07 - Universal Won't Sign Again With iTunes
07/03/07 - Kraft Set to Buy Danone's Cookie Division
07/03/07 - Water Drying Up in High Artic
07/03/07 - Bush and Putin Talk About Missiles While Fishing
07/02/07 - iPlayboy on iPhone
07/02/07 - Alpha Male Pheromones Make Women Smarter
07/02/07 - Triple-Murder in Ottawa Condo
07/01/07 - Happy Canada Day
07/01/07 - Roman Candles
07/01/07 - Who Put Salmonella Wandsworth in Veggie Booty?
06/30/07 - Canadians Would Fail Citizenship Test
06/30/07 - Brampton Builds Soccer Arena
06/30/07 - iPhone Finally Released
06/29/07 - Provinces With Helmet Laws Are Safer
06/29/07 - More Bones Found in Edmonton
06/29/07 - Saskatchewan Has a Rising Population
06/28/07 - American Schools Use Token Kids to Teach Racial Tolerance
06/28/07 - Canadian Kids Aren't Physical
06/28/07 - Bald Eagles Are Free
06/28/07 - Bill C-71 - Look It Up
06/28/07 - Canadian Prisons Not Doing Enough to Stop Deaths
06/27/07 - Nothing to Report
06/26/07 - Michael Lohan Wants to See His Children
06/26/07 - Paris Hilton Agoraphobic?
06/26/07 - Dedicated to Chris Benoit
06/26/07 - iPhone = EXPENSIVE
06/25/07 - Canada Offers HIV Results in 60 Seconds
06/25/07 - Anglican Idol
06/24/07 - Intoxicatious' New Apartment
06/21/07 - Video Games Are Stuck in a Rut
06/21/07 - Bush Against Stem Cell Research
06/21/07 - United Airlines' Computers Crash
06/21/07 - Patients Favor Donating Unused Embryos
06/21/07 - Citizen Kane Tops the AFI 100 Movies List
06/21/07 - Nobody Likes Celine Dion
06/21/07 - Mastercard Sues FIFA
06/20/07 - Google vs Microsoft
06/20/07 - Bush vs Moore
06/19/07 - Damn Muggy June Weather
06/19/07 - Dedicated to the Charleston Firefighters
06/19/07 - Anti-Clotting Drug Helps Fight Frostbite
06/19/07 - Breast Cancer Comes From Dad's Side
06/19/07 - Manhunt 2 Gets Banned
06/19/07 - YouTube Takes on Other Countries
06/18/07 - Thomas the Tank Engine Toys
06/18/07 - Kyra Sedgwick In Her 40s
06/18/07 - Sicko Appears on YouTube
06/18/07 - Blockbuster Goes Blu-Ray
06/18/07 - iPhone Has a Short Battery Life
06/17/07 - Why Intoxicatious Shouldn't Buy an iPhone
06/17/07 - Kelly Clarkson Doesn't Sell Enough Tickets
06/17/07 - Soldiers Lose ID
06/17/07 - DA Mike Nifong
06/16/07 - Intoxicatious Is Fine Without a Cell Phone
06/16/07 - Hypocrisy
06/16/07 - Gas and Food Prices Rose Last Month
06/15/07 - Movie Theatres Are the Coolest Place to Be Pt 2
06/15/07 - Movie Theatres Are the Coolest Place to Be Pt 1
06/15/07 - American Bird-Life Declining
06/15/07 - Fake Colgate Has Antifreeze Ingredients
06/15/07 - Fake Colgate Sold in Dollar Stores
06/14/07 - True Stories from the Mandarin
06/14/07 - FBI Cracks Down on Zombie PCs
06/14/07 - Massachusetts Confused Over Gay Marriage
06/14/07 - Woman Dies on Floor of Emergency Room
06/13/07 - Black Medicare Patients Don't Receive Angioplasties
06/13/07 - Paris' Effect on the World
06/13/07 - Microsoft Not Threatened By Safari
06/12/07 - Canadian Doctors Don't Wash Their Hands
06/12/07 - Harry Parties at a Bar
06/12/07 - China Is Sold Fake Blood
06/11/07 - Paris Hilton Does the Right Thing
06/11/07 - Apple Lets You Download Movies
06/11/07 - Google Gives Out More Information Than Facebook
06/10/07 - We're Too Involved in Paris' Life
06/10/07 - Microsoft Monopolizes the Market
06/10/07 - Alzheimer's Breaking News
06/09/07 - Man Gets Second Set of Lungs - Part 2
06/09/07 - Man Gets Second Set of Lungs - Part 1
06/08/07 - ...And Paris Hilton Is Back
06/08/07 - Ultra Mobile Personal Computers (UMPC)
06/08/07 - William Jefferson Pleads Not Guilty
06/07/07 - Paris Hilton Is Released From Prison
04/03/07 - WoW, what a life!
04/03/07 - 1337 Resume
12/05/06 - The Lovers: Meeting the Parents
12/05/06 - Sucks to Wear Red
05/16/05 - CSI: Las Lazy (aka The Comic Creating Machine)
03/26/05 - Microsoft Buys Rare From Nintendo
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