Darren  

What are you doing, Squirrel?

Well, I remember what you said about Heaven being filled with beautiful women who have sex with you on command...

Mmhmm... is that so? ::quiet snicker:: Is that why you have a bomb strapped to your chest?

That's right, I'm going to blow myself up and get there the quick way! No use waiting, eh? I'll tell you what it's like when you get there, sucker!

Hehe, I lied.