Hi! Welcome to the cult of the really, really bad things. Come sit in this chair and let us strap you down, padlock you in place, and submit you to days and days of mind numbing moving images.
Oh, cool! I love porn!
It really isn't porn. It's, like, really, really bad porn. I mean stuff and things. It's not porn.
Is it kinky porn? Is it the kinky porn that even the kinky porn people don't want to do? That kinky porn?
No, it's not fucking porn. Stop being a fuckwit. What kind of establishment do you think this is, anyway?
I saw that this building had a statue of a giant eye and figured this was an optometrist clinic. I need to see an optometrist. I think I have myopia from watching too much porn.
