Just after travelling back in time to June 20th 656 AD I came out at a wrong point in the universe directly in front of a black hole upon which I was sucked through the mass of black-ness...
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I came to in an alternate reality where everything was in shades of grey like the old movies. Well, everything except me. I was in colour, like a proper person should be.
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I concluded the only obvious thing to conclude given the evidence that was in front of me. I had reached my destination, albeit not in the way I would have expected to. I had reached... well...
AIGHT, JOKE'S OVER. HARDY HAR HAR. YOU'VE HAD YOUR LAUGH AT DETROIT WRITIN' IN YOUR DIARY LIKE A BITCHASS HOE. ALL YOU WHITE ASS FOOLS GONNA GET IT FOR YOUR RACIST SHENANIGANS, MARK MY FUCKIN' WORDS.
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