Why can't I sit there, though? ================I never said that you couldn't.
You told me to sit on your lap. I thought that you meant it was a requirement for it to work. ================I never gave any indication of such an intended implication.
THEN WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME TO MOVE OVER, FAGGOT? ================Because I like to bump uglies with the strange whilst warping through space-time...duh.