WATCH OUT IT HAS CUSSING IN IT SOMETIMES!! (I THINK)

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Your comics were generally awful, laking jokes and all. Also, you shouldn't use internet abbreviations (j/k, LMAO, etc.) in comics because it not only makes you look like a complete idiot, it also ruins the flow of the comic.

Dispite all this, I did greatly enjoy one of your comics. I just love this one, for some reason:

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

lmao

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I liked that one.

Wierd.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

lmao

I AM OBVIOUSLY OVER YOUR HEAD LMAO

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yes...over our heads...that's it.

and why are everyones' asses falling off? Is this some sort of epidemic?

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IT'S ALL DCOM'S FAULT! He ALWAYS brings us his blasted net diseases!

Okay a serious reply:

You're obviously missing the point if any of you think I need to add "more jokes" and stop using "net lingo." I'm not trying to make "Garfield" here for fucks sake.

as for looking like a "complete idiot," do you REALLY think that comedy is about making yourself look smart or witty?

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I always thought "LMAO" stood for "Lubing My Ass Orally", which is why I've always marvelled at how the Internet is peopled with such flexible persons...

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Well, homie, I'm just telling you what I think. If you're happy with 'em, well, then don't worry about what I think. Just go on being less-than-kinda-funny to everyone else and amusing yourself. You don't owe us any funny, or anything. Whatever makes you happy!

No, you're right. The last things someone attempting comedy should be is smart or witty.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[QUOTE]Just go on being less-than-kinda-funny to everyone else and amusing yourself.[/QUOTE]

It's not just funny to myself. I know plenty of people who have different comic sensibilities who like the kind of things I do. It's very arrogant of you to think that everybody has your taste. Comedy is subjective, there are no "right" and "wrong" ways to make a comic strip. Just because fewer people think something is funny doesn't mean it should be dismissed as being crap. People are morons.

[QUOTE]No, you're right. The last things someone attempting comedy should be is smart or witty.[/QUOTE]

You miss my point. I know a lot of people who use comedy to perpetuate some kind of image of themselves. Like they are more interested in looking like a bad-ass so they'll use a lot of shitty "shock" humor or something like that. Part of my humor is to make myself part of the joke. you can BE smart or witty, without trying to make yourself LOOK smart or witty.

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True, but because I'm one of those who think it isn't funny, I can dismiss it as crap. But, like I said, if you like your stuff, don't worry about what the rest of us think.

I still like A FUNNY SATIRE, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

A non-funny satire is called a rant.

On a side note, I had this really good joke about religion in mind, but when I put it on paper, it ended up really bland. I had no choice but to demote it to a rant.

Well cool then, I guess :smilingFACE

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THOSE COMICS WERE SO BAD THAT MY REPLYING TO THEM AND GIVING THEM A REVIEW, OR ANYTHING THAT IN ANY WAY WOULD IMPLY THAT I READ THEM WOULD BE AN INSULT TO THE HUMAN RACE.

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I FTHIS COMIC COULD STAND UP IT WOULD BE A STAND UP COMIC LOLOLOL

I think you did a marvelous job, and this is not biased as I have never seen you before in my life.

Keep up the good work.

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Greater than any other beatnik.

I would like to option these comics.

I love my latest one:

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