This woman goes into a diner and orders eggs benedict. The waitress brings the food out, served on a hubcap. The woman says, "Um, miss. Why is my breakfast being served to me on a hubcap?"

And the waitress sings,

"Oh, there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise..."

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Unuunggnungn!!!!!! .... I just shit my pants.

I just shit in your pants too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just shit in your pants too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Twice.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You give the bestest presents!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That one left a dent in my funny bone.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That was evil and wrong.

Funny, though.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[quote]This woman goes into a diner and orders eggs benedict. The waitress brings the food out, served on a hubcap. The woman says, "Um, miss. Why is my breakfast being served to me on a hubcap?"

And the waitress sings,

"Oh, there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise..."[/quote]

Did you make this up?

No! It really happened!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Frayed knot.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent