I propose we hold an SC online Graduation Party
for him.
Here are some of my favorite electronic greeting
card places:

http://cagle.slate.msn.com/greetings/
http://www.ohmygoodness.com/
http://cards.oska.com/
http://www.americangreetings.com/

Congratulations, Crabby!!!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Criminy, nobody told me the little ctrl-shift-b for bold doesn't work in the subject field!
First I think George Harrison got married from the
grave, now this....
I used to be somewhat intelligent...
*sob*

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Sorry, I should have replied earlier...

Congrats, crabster! And now... the real world! *screams in terror*

How were your marks? (Uh... scores?)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It's safe to assume he got an F for sucking dick.

I thought sucking dick would get you an A.

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Dad was flammable

You're both off the mark. It's a surefire way to produce C men.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wooooohooooo!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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I don't have any more cranial arteries left to hemmhorage at this point.

Kaufman gets an A for Puns. And a B for Bullet for telling them.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

But not a C for cum.

I've never been to clear as to what graduation is. Is it just the end of school, except with gowns and mortar boards?

americans have gowns and boards on their head, we had a barbecue with empty downed pint glasses upside down on our head

dunno which i prefer

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Wow. No use of a Cum Laude joke...yet...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!