Imagine my surprise.

For those of you who are not blessed with US network television, "Today" is the major morning infotainment show.

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What others say about boorite!

Can anyone make out whose comic it was on the picture?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Everyone but you knows exactly what that was.

She says "where you find disembodied heads that rape donkeys" like it's a bad thing...

Ooooooh smacks head again.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I'm just waiting for the day it really happens.

/me admits to not knowing

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[/being stupid and not knowing]

found it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Highly amusing Boorite!

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Dad was flammable

damn im an idiot, but then my clock is a few hours fast so what do you expect

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

It's one of Boorite's! That perv is giving all of us a bad reputation.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

True brilliance, Boorite.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I so wanted it to be true. Oh to read of cornholation and donkey rape from the sweet, perfumed pen of Katie Couric. I guess the name "Dick Bent" should have been the tip-off.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"