Herein will be contained all the winning strips from the Comic Cup. If all goes to plan, they will comprise four coherent stories of increasing brevity. In order to allow these stories to be read uninterrupted, it would be appreciated if no one but me posts in this thread. Anyone who does is a big poo and admits it.

Understood.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Nineteen minutes. Better than I expected.

My mum got pretty pissed at me laughing at the laptop....

.....oh shit, sorry, we'll all stop when it starts, honest.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.