I can explain as much of the story as I know, but that's not a whole lot. I'm hoping I can work the explanation into the Committee Hearing, but I'm afraid it'll be heavy on explanation and light on humor. I'll give it some thought and hopefully post a couple more strips after dinner.
BTW, that Porky Pig thing was hysterical. :)
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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!