Meet us down at the crop circle and save a dance for Piltdown Man and the FeeJee Mermaid.  This contest is all about hoaxes, the people who perpetrate them, and the people who fall for them.  Bonus points if you inadvertently reveal that you yourself believe in a hoax (note: the bonus points are a hoax).

I'll give it a week or two before judging, and the winner will run Comic Contest 710.  Good luck!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!