So Geico has a slew of commercial where someone says you could save money by switching to them and a second person says, "Everybody knows that. But did you know..." And we see that scene where that happens and hilarity ensues.  Click the link for an example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCysb4_-4jU 

So for this contest, I would like you to use the same structure.

Person A makes a statement.

Person B says "Everbody knows that. But did you know..." (insert your own fact here, real or otherwise)

Then set up and complete the punchline.

That's the gist of it.  Nobody will save a damn thing by switching to another contest so don't try.

Judging will happen.  I promise.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke