So, for this 563rd installment of the Stripcreator Comic Competitions, I am going to do something that I hope will get more submissions than the last couple contests.

The theme for this is an in-joke among my group of friends called "Arab Soccer".  I will lay out a list of rules, but the rules willl work in a special way.

Whenever a comic breaks a rule that comic will be disqualified, but the broken rule willl not apply to any comic that comes afterward.  This will eventually lead to a free-for-all, no holds barred comic slugfest, AS IT DAMN WELL SHOULD BE.

The only rules that will remain no matter what is that only one rule can be broken per entry, a series counts as one entry, and if you break a rule you have to wait for someone else to break a rule before you break another.

So!  The Breakable Rules:

1. The Pregnant Pause- You have to have one panel with no speech or narration.


2. Consistency- You have to use one character in all three panels or the same pairing of two in two panels.


3. Consistency 2: Electric Boogaloo- You can't use more than two backgrounds.


4. Originality- No Stripcreator in-jokes are allowed.


5. No Photoshopping


6. I'll Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap- No cursing.


7. Self-Trepanation- No Nail-in-the-Head Guy.


8. Abominable Abortion- No Feet-for-Ears.


9. The 4th Wall- Characters are not allowed to speak to the reader.


10. The 3rd Wall- Characters are not allowed to know they are in a comic.

The UN-Breakable rules:

1. Only one rule can be broken per entry.


2. A Series counts as one entry.


3. If you break a rule, you must wait for someone else to break a rule before you can break another.

Every time I see a rule is broken I will post the disqualification and let eeveryone know what they can now do just to help things stay clear.  With that said...

BEGIN!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.