Hello gentlemen and ladies, the theme for this contest is sick jokes. The Holocaust, racsim, religion, paedophiles, nothing is sacred. Delve into the blackened pits of your soul and make me wonder about your sanity.

Incidentally, the title to the contest is the punchline to "Why was Princess Di like Pink Floyd?"

Judging one week from today.

Bonus points for using Randomly Appearing Snowman, he makes me smile.