I am drunk and giddy with the sweet nectar of success! I tried going mad with power for awhile but then I realized I don't actually have any.

So on with the show...

Well it's fall again and it's time for all the brats... er I mean kidz to go back to govt funded daycare. It's time again for slow buses full of screeching kids and convoys of obnoxious soccer moms in over loaded mini vans careening through school zones because as we know... the rules only apply to everyone else. Equally as bad are the students who are unclear on the concept of what qualifies as a vehicle. Those who ride bikes, scooters, skateboards and heelies through traffic with total disregard for everything and everyone around them.

In other words...It's time for the daily horrors of skool zone traffic woes. So there's your theme.

Style points given for including any of the following:

- A loud THUMP that everyone chooses to ignore.

- multiple fatalities

- schadenfreude

- the Fiero

Contest will to be judged Sept. 15th. Good luck and keep your eyes on the road!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary