dictionary.com defines portmanteau like this:

portmanteau
noun1. a new word formed by joining two others and combining their meanings; "'smog' is a blend of 'smoke' and 'fog'"; "'motel' is a portmanteau word made by combining 'motor' and 'hotel'"; "'brunch' is a well-known portmanteau"

so only 1 rule in this contest--you have to create and use at least one portmanteau. has to be something new you created, not just an old one like smog or something

series welcome. i'll judge in a week or so. good luck, have fun

 

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what if nigger meant kite