Rant:
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[*]I'm not feeling the whole asian race thing, your population problem is getting quite out of hand. When will the neutering begin?
[*]Jack Black is a tool for starring in 'Nacho Libre'. Come on man, just because career was going downhill before 'School of Rock', it doesn't mean you should become the next Napoleon Dynamite.
[*]I can't stand MTV, they're always trying to be 'in' and Ashton Kutcher's 'Punk'd' is trying to be 'out' (I came to this conclusion whilst high, not sure if it makes sense to anyone)
[*]The Discovery Channel is cool, but lame at the same time.
[*]'40-year-old Virgin' is too long.
[*]Sam, something is fucked in your head.(a shout out to my little bro)
[*]7eleven slurpees are bad, but they taste better when stolen.
[*]McDicks, you guys gotta have a better menu, im getting bored, ever consider making the McPanda?
[*]Stealing stuff isn't wrong... it's easy
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feel free to make your own rant list, i hate you anyways so does it matter?

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Dr. Dre: The REAL Best Rapper alive.

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of my own semen, but that doesn't seem to bother me much.

If Dr. Dre is the best rapper alive then I've got the largest penis in the world.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I hate waking up in a pool of your semen.

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What others say about boorite!

Sh-yah... in your mouth!

Ha, total burn.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Continuation of the origanal rant list:
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[*]God Damn movies...
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[*]Classic scary movies should be entitled for remakes (like the texas chainsaw massacre, the exorcist, the amnityville horror and the omen) but not be allowed to make prequels to them (like Texas Chainsaw massacre: the beginning, the exorsist: the begining, and most definitly son to come, a prequel to the amnityville horror, and a definite sequel to the omen)
[*]Tom Cruise should quit acting, before he encouters more huge public embarrasments, heck, let him get embarrassed, i hate that guy.
[*]Little Man should be viewed by no one. It has got to be one of the worst plot lines ever created, next to anything Rob Schneider has starred in.
[*]Fuck you Vin Deisel, you fag.
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[*]Sony and Apple are being little bitches by making highly expensive products (like the PSP and iPod) and selling so many 'must have' products to go with them that cost about an 1/8th of what their original product costs, just for a simple add-on. Smart thinking, wish I was involved in the profits somehow.
[*]That 70's Show is bunk, now that Eric Foremen left and that new faggy guy got added to the cast.
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yeah, that'll cover it for a while...

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Dr. Dre: The REAL Best Rapper alive.