hi everyone im sorry for being an arsehole the past few days ive only been having a laugh. im not a complete twat.

We're going to need written proof from your doctor.

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Dad was flammable

i will get him to post a note but the doctors arent open till monday so you will have to wait till then.

That's nice, but just a few minutes before you wrote that, you wrote this:

[quote]oh come on now people you are all fucking geeks all these comics are shit and its worrying how much time you lot spend of your sad little lifes on this thing.

Get a Girlfriend

or boyfriend if your southLondon[/quote]

So, which of these sentiments would you consider the most heartfelt and sincere?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

He actually went up in my estimation when he sent me the first hate mail I ever got. Even loosey_luciano didn't take time out of his day to personally tell me to fuck off. I appreciate that kind of personal service, and wish to purchase insurance from chimppimp at a time of his convenience.

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I has a flavor!

my insurance comes at cheap prices

Who the fuck are you and why are you in my computer box?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i am the legend that is chimppimp

does everyone on this thing really hate me

Who are you?

the one and only, the amazing chimp pimp. get with the times. where have you been

New Mexico.