So I swear I didn't write this in myself. The FedEx guy did. And I even called earlier just to check. The "hours" of operation are indeed what's listed on the door tag.

The worst part is they were supposed to be here no later than yesterday. And it arrived today. And he didn't even knock. And we were here and awake.

I almost forgot. Both boorite and my cars were in the driveway. So it was very obvious we were home.

They must be hiring paranoid lunatics with anxiety disorders again

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I guess it'd be insane to think that you might have actually walked somewhere?

Damn Americans.

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My usual joke about this kind of thing is "you may contact us during our normal business hour," but this is beyond parody. So listen up, Republican fucks: I don't want to hear one more goddamn word about turning public services over to corporations so they can be more efficient and customer-oriented. Corporate bureaucracy is the worst.

Um, that last remark was me. Dang cookies.

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