Here's me. *wave*
Two thirds of the symbiotic entity Skabby Firefly tracked me down and assaulted me with jam donuts until I was stuck in place and could not flee.
They then told me that the Great Floating Head wished to see me. I was not displeased, as I consider the Great Floating Head to be a friend, having soiled his sheets on several nights consecutively. Several years ago I used his Great Floating Headquarters as a base camp while scouting out the American capital for invasion.
Due to a poorly timed groin injury, the invasion was postponed, but that's another story.
Those who wish to email me may do so on GMail, at which my address is my first and last name separated by a dot-type-thingummy.
If you can't remember how to spell "dominguez" then that's just too bad for you.
PS. My wife still enjoys calculus.
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