Did you think I'd left forever? Died? Took an no internet vow? Pssh... I did all those things... I went to camp. For EIGHT WEEKS. But now I'm back. Who's new? Who's old? What new trends are there? Two months ago it was still cool to make an, "... is dead" thread. So tell me everything.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Say hello to mandingo. Welcome back!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

CowTipper!

you were the second person ever to read my comics and rate me. sorry my sense of humor drove you off to spiritual cleansing camp

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what if nigger meant kite

Now if only they'd put Hoppity Hooper back on TV!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mwahahaha! I read your xanga so I was the first to know! In fact I was probably the only one to know you were at camp in the first place!

I knew. Thats part of my job description as internet stalker.

Welcome Back, Kowtipper!

I saved a present for you!

*hits said cowtipper with a Gefelte fish*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Eight weeks? That's longer than my house arrest. Welcome, back!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Everything has changed since you left.

Now I make the rules here.

I said I MAKE THE RULES!

You're monthly bill of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS is payable to me in cash and booze. Also hookers. You should have read the Terms of Agreement. I own you.

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I still respect Cowtipper as an individual.

Welcome back! =D

That's it? Jeez, I could pay off the year with the beer I've been making in my closet.

He lives in Indiana, ivy, what did you expect.

Cow, welcome back, but I'm still upset that you never said goodbye. Well, actually I didn't. I kinda logged off IRC without notice.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Welcome back cowtipper!

You missed us all banding together to save the universe in one final big show down with Galactus, then Brad sacrificed himself for the good of us all, but not before passing on the Power-Matrix to BigEvilDan, who used it to resurrect his dead sister, which caused startling consequences to us all, then as she was about to destroy Stripcreator forever, Brad returned and took his power back and we all learned a valuable lesson.

Other than there was lots of comics and talking and stuff.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Welcome back CowTipper, I'd make a smart alec comment but I'm too busy lying around the house and surfing the interweb and stuff, so in reality, not all that busy.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Grr!

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