BigFrank is more than just THE OWNERS SON!!!!!! Lets show him a little more resoect and not argue with him over prices on limo's at 3AM alright! I mean thats totally uncalled for.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY YOU WANT NEW WHEELS!!!!!!!!!
HE DOESN'T KNOW!!!!!!!

Here's an actual big of testimony from a customer:
Customer:How much?
BigFrank:1000 dollars, but sir i must advise not to buy this car. ITS HAUNTED!
C:Can I get a HAUNTED CAR discount?
BF: No. Why?
C:Because it's haunted?
BF:No.
C:Why not?
BF:LOOK! Guy! Try talking to a fucking SALES MANAGER you FUCKING CUNT!
C: Whoa calm down! Forget the HAUNTED CAR discount. How much?
BF: GO FUCK YOURSELF! I'm more than just the SON OF AN AUTODEALERSHIP OWNER WHO IS 3! IN FUCKING KANKAKEE TERRIORY MOTHERFUCKER SO YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT! IM A HUMAN BEING.
C:I'll give you 1500.

Yeah, I probably should have done this in comic form, but it would have taken at least 20 more minutes. I can't risk it.

This whole fucking site is nothing more than a FUCKING POPULARITY CONTEST! Well, I'm never gonna draw any art for the site ok? So don't even plan on ever kicking my ass! It's not necessary.

BF: Sorry my AOL sucks. What did you say?
C: I said I'll give you 850.
BF: Sounds like a deal! Just drive on down!
C: Hey thanks alot!
BF: Itz all g00d homiezzzzz!!!!

I'm confused. What was the point you were trying to make?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think he's saying that folks around here should go to Honorable Ninja Used Cars if they need some new wheels.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Only if I get to play the Honorable Ninja Memory Game.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yeah, I'm not really sure.

Crabby, just how fucked up are you?

Sorry about the double post, but basically that "conversation" up there was a fragment of crabby's imagination. What really went on is it that crabby wanted to buy a 1971 Cadillac Fleetwood with only 80K miles. After much confusion, I had to tell him that the "wheels" of a car and the "tires" of a car were not the same thing. Hey, he was high, give the man a break.

peanuts are good when covered in chocolate

Yup.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

high and pissed? either he was chasin, it was laced, or he accidently smoked the catnip

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what if nigger meant kite

I wasn't pissed.

I just wanted a pimp ride is all.

i roll on 20s

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Shank is a true pimp!!!

On a completely unrelated note, the Ingles Supermarket by where I live is completely out of foot-long creme filled Pearson's Salty Nut Rolls.

...

I'm serious.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Salty Nut Rolls... heheheh

So was Sofia Loren in her day.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet