Christmas Carols suck, and we all know it. There hasn't been a new one in like 30 years and even the old ones sucked from the get-go. Here's where you post some skewed-ass versions of these old songs, just to spice 'em up a bit:

[center]Oh, your mom's leather hide is frightening
And my sense of discomfort is heightening
Makes me wonder how far I'll go
For a blow, for a blow, for a blow.

This nightmare shows no signs of stopping
And the sweat on my brow I've been mopping
I should have just hired a 'ho
For a blow, for a blow, for a blow.

Seven dollars just don't seem right
This succubus has demon horns
But her toothless mouth seems tight
Still, I wish I was home watching porn.

Escape I shall now be trying
I'm on the verge of crying
Now my spirits are so damn low
For a blow, for a blow, for a blow.[/center]

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

here's a new christmas carol:

Mikey is gay
Mikey is gay
Mikey is really gay

Mikey is gay
Mikey is gay
Jesus Mikey is gay

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Batman created by Bob Kane

and another one:

i fucked your mom
and it was fun
I fucked your mom
In the bum
I fucked your mom
And it was fun
I fucked your mom
On christmas

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[quote]here's a new christmas carol:

Mikey is gay
Mikey is gay
Mikey is really gay

Mikey is gay
Mikey is gay
Jesus Mikey is gay[/quote]

I've heard that one. It's my favorite.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I saw mommy tonguing Santa's balls
underneath his missile late last night
She didn't see me flee
down the stairs to take a pee
But I saw her inflating Santa's 7-inch weenie

Yeah, I saw mommy tonguing Santa's balls
underneath his pubes so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
if daddy had only filmed
Mommy tonguing Santa's balls last night.

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I has a flavor!

Not original, but too heart-warming to leave out...

Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly, merry soul
'Cause his great big dick was an old broomstick
And his balls were made of snow

Frosty the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said let's grab a piece of ass
Before I melt Away

There must have been some magic
In that old broomstick we found
'Cause half the girls in the neighborhood
Are spread-eagled on the ground

Now dogs piss on Frosty
As he stands in my backyard
Well his arms melted off and his head's half gone
But his goddamn dick's still hard

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.